Stop us if this sounds familiar. You’ve got a child with SEMH on the brink of a fixed term.

And you can't give them what you know they need. Why?Because you haven’t got enough pairs of hands to go around.

You've tried anything to make that difference. The very reason you qualified. But here you are, stuck in No Man’s Land.

Torn between ignoring the 29 others or spreading yourself thinner than a sheet of A4.

There are no happy endings here. Just a nagging feeling of guilt and a spiralling child you care about.

If that’s you, take our hand. We've been in this hole before and know how to get out.

You don't want a 19 week referral process. You just want results so hot you’ll need oven gloves. And like, as soon as last week.

How do we do that? We're nosey. We'll demand documents and shine our torch in a lot of corners. If we can help, our Crew become yours.

Then, we'll retrofit core life skills that help them better manage school and the big feelings that come with it.

Gently done as they play freely in the woods, like we used to.

In 90 days we’ll take you from “Who are you?” to “Where do I leave my five star review?'' 😉

A back-to-basics Alternative Provision doing what you would, if you could, plugged straight into your SEMH support options.

It all starts by choosing your own adventure below. et out.